BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) EVA LONGORIA PARKER
I’ve been seeing her pop up all the time. She must always have something to promote or something. Again, she’s charming and beautiful… but a tad overexposed. Seriously, try watching Lopez Tonight for a week without her popping up twice. She should just be the announcer or banter buddy and collect a pay check.
(THREE) ERIC STONESTREET
First of all, the dude seems down to earth and cool. I’m happy for his success and by the quality of his work he deserves it. All that aside, I think he’s been on every talk show within a few month period. I wonder if he made a deal that he got to do a lot of press to stress the fact that while his character is a homosexual, he is NOT. Either way, who cares if it’s funny? It just seems a little weird for it to be brought up as an anecdote a million times at a million desks.
(TWO) JUSTIN BIEBER
Obviously he’s the current “it” thing. Last week it was Jonas Brothers and the week before it was Zac Efron and the High School Musical crew and before that it was other bubble gum pop stars. He’s popping up EVERY WHERE now a days. I don’t like the product, but I don’t hate the kid behind it. Not taking complete advantage of this while he can would be retardiculous. It’s just I feel bad for the talk shows. They need the ratings and he’s an easy draw, but in a few years it’ll be embarrassing to think back on.
(ONE) JERSEY SHORE
Be it morning, be it day time or be it late night, the talk show world is being swallowed up by the shore. It’s pretty hard to avoid them all. If it’s not Snooki, it’s The Situation or the one that DJs. I don’t understand what they offer this world. People who watch Jersey Shore are people who obviously don’t need an answer to that dilemma. Somehow this cast of a very mediocre reality show found a file folder with personal information about world leaders, and not even the normal kind. They have to have dirt on the illuminati or those rich people end of day cult clubs that conspiracy people always rant about. The Jersey Shore people are taking over television and no one is doing anything to stop it.
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