BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) ROSS MATHEWS
Ross seems like a nice guy, but I’ve had enough. He started off on Leno as his “on the scene” guy, but it always felt like Leno was laughing at Ross as opposed to with him. Never the less, Ross ended up doing Fit Club and pops up on Handler all the time. He’s a nice guy, like I said, but he is a bit too much to handle. He’s loud and overly excited about everything. His voice isn’t one I like hearing chiming in about Jennifer Anniston. Outside of being a happy guy, what does he really bring to the table?
(THREE) LONI LOVE
Same situation. Loni Love is funny in very small doses, but so small that it’s almost impossible to find a laugh. She’s like if Cleveland from the Cleveland show wore a wig and was approximately twenty percent less feminine. I assume she’s a standup comic, but I’ve never seen her do anything but sit down on Handler or the million “I Love The Ball Shot” shows on VH1.
(TWO) GUY FIERI
He just seems like a douche bag. He’s in his 40’s, dyes his hair blonde and spikes it up, and wears NASCAR-looking sunglasses… backwards. He has to officially be the lamest person on all of television. He’s all over the Foodie shows, hosts a game show, and is the spokesman for products I now consider boycotting. He’s like if Emerald worked at a Bob Evans. I don’t know what that means, but it’s not good.
(ONE) STEVE HARVEY
I share in a close bond that is sealed by our collective hate for Steve Harvey. He is easily the worst of the “Kings of Comedy” and somehow continues to stay employed. He had a failed sitcom that has to be one of the worst made, he shows up to host things he has no part of, and dammit I just don’t think he’s funny. He’s not funny. At all. His mustache is stupid and he looks even more ridiculous now that he shaved his head. He was the downfall of Showtime at the Apollo being funny. He just feels like a loud mouth and a phony.
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