BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) MATT HARDY
The Hardy Boys are fuc* ups. That’s all there is to it. Matt Hardy was stuck in midcard hell for years in WWE. He complained about not getting pushed and over the past few years became horrible in the ring. His on screen persona in and out of the ring became hard to watch. It got worse when he started making videos for the internet. He’s really screwed up in them. I don’t know if it’s a work or not, but it has done nothing for the guy except get people against him. He makes you wonder if being a jobber in WWE is better than being a top star in TNA. Hmmmm.
(THREE) JEFF HARDY
Again, fuc* up. One part backyard wrestler, one part Ultimate Warrior. He has to be one of the most overrated performers in wrestling history. His move set is pretty much Sabu’s with some extra flips. He coasts on being “weird” and then when he’s getting a push he’ll do stunts and jump off high shit for cheap shock pops. He’s gone from WWE because he can’t keep his shit together. He’s been charged on some serious drug charges and should be seeing jail time. I hope he gets clean and doesn’t die too young. I’d just prefer not to have to watch his very open downfall on a subpar wrestling show.
(TWO) STING
One signature and he could have been set for life. If he had signed with WWE for a limited one year run the world would have been a happier place. He could have signed for a short term run, gave us some dream matches, sold an assload of merch, and then retired nicely with a Legends contract, Hall of Fame spot, and a great career retrospective DVD set. The old talks was that he wasn’t signing with WWE because of the content from the Attitude era. Dude, that’s lame. TNA is vulgar as hell and WWE is the one who’s doing PG13 shows. I don’t get it. I’m convinced he’s scared.
(ONE) DIXIE CARTER
She has the second biggest wrestling company in America right now and it sucks sooooo badly that to watch it you have to literally tell your brain to take the night off. Why she’s letting Hogan and Bischoff run the show is dumb and is costing her money, respect, and money. The original identity of the company was the original crew. It wasn’t big or flashy, but it was an alternative. The company has now become a hybrid of current WWE-lite and WCW 2000. They have talent, they have a TV spot, and they have pretty decent production. Other than that she is wasting the biggest opportunity in wrestling history.
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