[BLOG]DAILY FOURNICATION
"4 Bands That Suck V.3"
04/12/11
BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER

(FOUR) PARAMORE
One part Avril, three or four parts faceless bland emo pop band. That’s pretty much all we have here. The vocalist is a carbon copy of a carbon copy of a carbon copy. We’ve seen the same good-natured “punkish” girl singer before and she has sounded a lot better. They’ve managed to squeeze out some hits and built a fan base so what do I know, but even with a lot of effort I’ve never been able to understand what is so appealing about this “band”.


(THREE) EVANESCENCE
Same story, but with a more impy and pathetic fan base. Evanescence is the Nickelback for “troubled women”. The substance is about thimble deep and the style is as played out as any pop star. It’s like an American Idol act got a Hot Topic gift card and was told to listen to the same Depeche Mode track 20 times.


(TWO) RIHANNA
Did you hear that one Rihanna song? Yeah… then you’ve heard EVERY Rihanna song. There is not much progression there. She talks/sings in her robotic reggae voice over same samples and beats that would be used for someone like Britney, Janet, or someone else who has at least SOME vocal skills. Sure with her emo Grace Jones looks and attire she may get some love that way, but I’ve never seen the big deal about her. You like her because you’re told to like her. No other reason has logic.


(ONE) BLINK 182
Keeping up with this ALL FEMALE EDITION, I think Blink 182 sucks ass. Yeah, I know they’re technically male, but they’re Blink 182 their lack of manhood is reason enough. And besides I’m pretty sure that Amy from Evanescenes is more endowed than these dudes. They’re everything that sucks about Green Day amped up by like 100 and put into a more “hip” wrapper. Both vocalists are creepy and douche. Travis Barker obviously doesn’t fit in nor does it seem to be his scene, but he’s there and makes a fat stack off each Blink 182 endeavor. I don’t blame him, but I cannot condone it.




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