BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
Digital Lizard Productions does not recommend the use of illegal narcotics, but will not deny the immense entertainment that occurs during use.
Basically, we're not responsible for you being stupid.
And really, weed shouldn’t be illegal, but it is… so don’t do it… in public.
(FOUR) YO GABBA GABBA
I don’t have kids. I’m 27. I don’t need to explain myself to YOU. Yeah, I’ve taken time out of my day to be high and watch this show. It has puppet type creatures, crazy colors, fun dancing, and if you watch it high you can just about literally time travel. The higher you are during this show, the younger of a kid you’ll feel while giggling at this shit.
(THREE) FRUIT SNACKS
I can’t think of any smoker adult who doesn’t enjoy a good fruit snack. Not every smoker eats fruit snacks, but any adult who eats them gets high… or at least should. There is just something amazing about being toasted and biting into a small handful of Gushers or a wad of Fruit By The Foot.
(TWO) HAIR PINS
While these things can keep a woman… or man’s hair in place they also have a huge purpose. When you’re out and about, these little wire clips are great for the MacGiver smokers out there. With a tight grip or a rubber band, you have a nice little disposable roach clip.
(ONE) THE VIEW
Seriously. You’ve not lived until you’ve smoked up before watching The View. The show is re-donk-ulous. The women banter back and forth with complete nonsense sometimes. If you’re high, it almost slows the show down to a Matrix bullet-like speed. The best part is when you watch for awhile and then out of nowhere Elizabeth Hasslebeck has a breakdown. That shit is amazing while high. I can only imagine how awesome it is for Whoopi when she’s high… if she ever has been… which I really hope…. for her sake.
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