BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
Digital Lizard Productions does not recommend the use of illegal narcotics, but will not deny the immense entertainment that occurs during use.
Basically, we're not responsible for you being stupid.
And really, weed shouldn’t be illegal, but it is… so don’t do it… in public.
(FOUR) MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
“Got a joint? It’d be a lot cooler if you did” is just the tip of the iceberg why McConaughey is awesome. He once got in trouble for getting baked and playing the bongo’s naked while high. Have you heard this man talk? He’s as laid back as the most stoned of the stoned. He has to have some great life experience stories and just seems like a cool guy. I may not dig all his movies, but he’s someone I’d definitely love to smoke with.
(THREE) BOB MARLEY
Bob Marley made weed smoking a religion. Forever headshops are going to have Bob Marley shirts and posters for suburbanites to buy up in a frenzy. It’s crazy to think to after all the music, the causes, and stances that Marley took that there is always going to be teenage kids who idolize the man for his very open use of smoking weed. I’d love to hear his opinions of life in the modern century. I’d want to know what kind of sense of humor he’d have and if he’d get along with everyone else.
(TWO) WILLIE NELSON
He’s laid back, he’s got tons of life experience, and apparently he’s got great weed. Willie Nelson is to weed as Neil Armstrong is to the moon. Sure it was there before they came around, but I couldn’t imagine it. Willie has had plenty of legal issues with his weed, but he’s open as hell about it. Why would anyone not want to smoke with Willie?
(ONE) TOMMY CHONG
I like Cheech too, but Tommy Chong has done time for the cause. He served some time for selling bongs on the internet or something else stupid. Charging Tommy Chong on with paraphernalia or whatever the charged him with was like charging Ronald McDonald with eating a burger. Some people should have stoner diplomatic immunity. Some people like Tommy Chong.
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