BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) “I MEAN…”
I don’t get it. I’ve been noticing this becoming the norm more and more lately. I recently heard it and it really struck a chord. It’s not so much the words “I mean”, but how they are used. The FIRST thing you’ll hear someone say is “I mean” as if you were there before and didn’t comprehend what the “I mean” guy was saying. Imagine walking up to a stranger and they look at you and say “I mean I don’t even like bananas”. THAT is what I’m talking about. Now that I said it, you’ll start hearing it more too because it IS out there.
(THREE) KRISTIE ALLEY HATE
I don’t get it. She was more fit when she was younger, but as she got older she put on some pounds. So what? In my personal opinion she looks better with a little meat on her bones than she did on “Cheers”. As long as she’s happy and healthy who the hell cares if she’s a plus size woman? She’s getting up there in age and if you ask me she looks pretty good for a 60 year old woman. I’d say shut up and let the woman live her life, but she doesn’t seem to be stopping that to begin with. So… just shut up.
(TWO) HOUSEWIFE REALITY SHOWS
I don’t get it. House wives are amazing people. They stay at home and raise their kids, keep their homes together, and often take on way more responsibility than they get credit for. The problem here is that the “housewives” on the “Real Housewives” show are nothing that I just mentioned. They’re ego centric, snobby bitches. They’re gold diggers who compete with each other and seek out lame soap opera-like drama. They barely raise their kids in between private schools and nannys. They never cook a meal and they have a house keeper who does the dirty work. They just sit around and take in the benefits of their husband’s financial successes. The fact that people watch this shit just goes to show how stupid our society is becoming. Bad people are bad people. A reality show doesn’t automatically change that.
(ONE) HALF SWEATERS
I don’t get it. When did it become appropriate, fashionable, and acceptable for women to wear half sweaters? You’ve seen them, but I don’t anyone is really paying attention. It’s a light sweater that comes down like 2 or 3 inches below the boobs. I don’t care if it’s an anorexic girl with a tape worm, it makes the hips look really big. What’s the point in this? It’s like shorts for the torso, only more pointless than it actually sounds. Ladies, stop!
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