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"4 Favorite TV Neighbors"
05/22/11
BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER

(FOUR) WILSON
I don’t think I ever liked “Home Improvement” all that much. Tim Allen is okay in very small doses, the kids were lame, Al Borland was boring, the mom was hot, and the neighbor was awesome. We never really got to see all of Wilson’s face… for some reason. It became a gimmick after awhile, but the character still remained interesting and had more intelligence and depth than anyone else on the show. He spouts off knowledge like a flannel wearing yoda.


(THREE) NED FLANDERS
He’s not the coolest guy, but he wears a nice mustache. He has to be one of the nicest people to ever be on television. He puts up with Homer Simpson’s antics with a smile and with an open heart. There’s been a few times he has gone mad, but that’s pretty rare. It’s his kids that suck!


(TWO) STEVE URKLE
He might break things, knock down walls, beg for cheese, or sexually harass your oldest daughter. He’s still a genius and entertaining. He makes crime fighting robot versions of himself, he can transform himself into a “cool version” named “Stefan”, and I’m pretty sure he flew once or twice.


(ONE) KRAMER
It was one of the best shows of all time but with the overexposure of massive syndication I’ve gotten tired of this show. I’ve seen the same episodes a million times. It’s still great TV, but it’s gone from entertaining to comfort food. Because of this I’ve always gone through phases with the show. I’ll watch it for awhile and then go a few months without it and then go back to it. One of the main reasons it’s so easy to always go back to and “re-fall-in-love” with it is Kramer. Kramer is by far the best neighbor of TV history. He comes in when he wants, he eats all the food, and he’s a crazier than shit guy. He’s still hilarious and has a certain charm that makes it impossible to not only dislike him, but impossible not to find enjoyment in his time on screen.




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