BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) MEXICO
This one almost seems a little too obvious. Mexico seems pretty damn likely and you can already imagine at least two dozen jokes. “Don’t Drink the Water”, donkey shows, cock fighting, hookers, soccer, etc. etc. etc. The only thing more cliché would be a European trip involving Amsterdam. Never the less, I’d trust Todd Phillips and company if they did go this route. It would just have to be REALLY good.
(THREE) HELL
It worked for Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. If we go balls out insane with it. What would happen if they all died and went to hell. This would give them the opportunity to involve Hitler jokes, Bin Ladin, past girlfriends, monsters, etc. etc. etc. I think I’d camp out for the release of this movie if they had balls big enough to go with something like this. It’s most surely a horrible idea, but it’s not my money.
(TWO) SPACE
I know you want to say this one is too farfetched, but why the hell not? We can dispend belief for a few minutes for at least this discussion. Imagine if the gang went to space and had to go on an intergalactic journey. Dr. Ken in space needs to happen and when it does it’ll be the most triumphant movie of all time. They might as well capitalize and have it be Hangover III.
(ONE) DISNEY WORLD
Not many places are worse than Vegas and Bankok. When you combine the two you get Disneyland or World… whatever. Just put these guys in a Disney theme park. What would be funnier than a heroin overdose on the Tea Cup ride? Probably a lot, but I’m willing to put this idea to the test. Not personally, but I’m okay with the sacrifice of one of the characters.
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