BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) TRACY MORGAN
This happened a few days ago. Tracy Morgan went on an anti-gay rant at a recent stand up gig. Obviously, Tracy Morgan isn’t a mean or hateful guy. I’ve NEVER heard or seen anyone say anything that would make anyone assume so. It’s always how funny, how kind hearted, and how loud he can be. Did his joke veer off into “low brow boulevard”? For sure. Is this worth getting worked up over? No. He apologized despite it being obvious he wasn’t being hateful to begin with. Now 30 Rock, NBC, and Tina Fey, who clearly doesn’t like her co-star, are all out throwing him to the wolves. He needs to go on a long “hateful” rant against them the second the show gets cancelled.
(THREE) WEINER
Social network be damned, those in office are still getting to know you. This Weiner guy sent some dirty texts and pictures to someone and they leaked. Now he’s embarrassed and apologizing to every. He’s like a late night dream. His name makes the jokes really easy and he’s not that famous so it doesn’t seem anyone cares how badly they ruin this guy’s life.
(TWO) ARNOLD
Arnold Schwarzenegger had a baby with his maid. It broke up his marriage and his career is shot. He pretty much went as far as he was going to go with politics and THEN bam… this breaks. It’s almost as if someone knew and was paid off until the run in office was over. Conspiracy? Who knows! This is a HUGE “celeb” story. It’s on the talk shows, the tabloids, and hell… it’s “news” on “news shows”. It’s crazy. Has anyone else seen the old Arnold body building stuff? He was a chauvinistic womanizer. THEN he became famous, made millions, and became one of the biggest names in Hollywood history. Not even a Kennedy could domesticate this beast.
(ONE) 80’s WWF COLLIDES
This is the “scandal” I care about. So Macho Man died and the world got a little sadder and darker. Hulk Hogan, the ego-centric opportunist, takes it upon himself to air old dirty laundry about Macho in interviews. Why? Because he’s a douche. Their rivalry has been on forever and Hogan has been a pussy about it. Randy Savage wanted to fight him, but Hogan dodged him. Then Macho dies and Hogan starts to “open up”. Screw that noise. Then out of nowhere the man formerly known as The Ultimate Warrior comes out and takes a huge shit on Hogan and gets Savage’s back. Warrior is commonly known for someone who speaks out of his ass, but in his video on Hogan he seems more rational and well behaved than ever. This is going to get a lot messier before it stops. There are SO many skeletons in the closets of 1980’s wrestling that this might destroy some of our childhoods.
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