BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) SWEET DEE’S DATING A RETARDED PERSON
Dee is dating a white rapper. He says all the lame stuff that white kids think black people still say. You know the type. We all have THAT friend. Anyway, the gang thinks he’s retarded. They get into Dee’s head and she becomes convinced. This is all during a battle of the bands competition at the bar. Frank, Charlie, Mac, and Dennis try to work together as a band but all have their own ideas. We get the first taste of the greatest song of all time… DAY MAN! If you don’t know about “Dayman” then you’re a horrible person.
(THREE) THE GANG WRESTLES FOR THE TROOPS
I love wrestling and I love good comedy. This episode puts those two together. The gang puts on a wrestling show for the troops that are returning home. It’s a complete failure. They hook up with a shady and weird independent wrestler played by Roddy Piper. They end up wearing eagle costumes and singing. Trust me, it’s good.
(TWO) THE GANG GETS INVINCIBLE
I always enjoyed the show, but it was this episode that cemented its place in my heart and as one of my all time favorite television shows. The episode revolves around Mac, Dennis, and Dee trying out for the Philadelphia Eagles. That itself is chaos because Dee is horribly failing at pretending to be a man. Meanwhile, Frank and Charlie tailgate and party in the parking lot. Charlie wants to tailgate and Frank wants to treat it like Woodstock. Hilarity ensues and the end result is Frank tripping balls on acid in a trash can and Charlie rocking the green man costume in all its glory. Great episode!
(ONE) THE NIGHTMAN COMETH
Hands down the best episode. The song “Dayman” was created in the “Sweet Dee’s Dating A Retarded Person” episode. It took over our minds, our souls, and our hearts. The song is catchy. I’ve even heard Shaquille O’Neal sing it on Sportcenter. It’s amazing and we all know it. This season four finale was about Charlie’s local musical production of “The Nightman Cometh”. It’s all a plot to get the waitress’s love. Of course it fails, but it’s a glorious episode and a must see for anyone that’s ever laughed at this show.
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