BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) GRILLED NOT BAKED
I don’t even eat red meat anymore, but grilled food from cookouts is still amazing. The smell, the fire, that odd charcoal taste, etc. It’s good stuff. It’s not something I’d want all year long, but for a few months a year I like my chicken and turkey burgers burnt from the grill. Of course burgers and hotdogs are better from the grill too. It’s just a fact we all need to agree on.
(THREE) POPSICLES ARE IN
Ice cream trucks are in full effect. I recall very vivid memories of throwing rocks at an ice cream truck and getting a gun pulled on me at a young age. I like ice cream, but I’d prefer DQ than some generic ice cream from a painted up mail truck. What can I say? I’m old school. I like the cheap ass “Freeze Pops”. You can eat a Popsicle any time of the year, but it really hits the spot in the hot months.
(TWO) BEACHES
Beaches suck in the winter. They look cool, but snow on top of sand? Not very loafer friendly. There is something really pleasant about a nice body of water, sand, the sun, and natural surroundings. Lake Michigan is great this time of year
(ONE) FEMALES WEAR LESS CLOTHING
I’m not so much of a pervert or anything, but I like what I like. I personally enjoy wearing layers and I love light jacket weather, but with summer off come the clothing. A lot of really good features get to be shown off in public. Of course the less the better is an obvious mentality, but just the right about of skin is perfect. It’s a classy art that sadly most females don’t get. If you have it flaunt it, but don’t feel like shit when you’re judged on it.
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