BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) SIX DAYS AND SEVEN NIGHTS
This movie sucks. I know what you’re saying. “If it sucks, then why do you have it as number four?” It’s because of two reasons really. The first is that Harrison Ford isn’t all that awesome and I remember watching this movie. Simple criteria, huh? I remember watching this movie. That’s really it. I don’t like Anne Heche so that puts a damper on things to begin with. The thing I do remember here is that it was the first time I Harrison Ford being somewhat comedic. I’m not saying he was funny, but he wasn’t playing cocky or action man. That’s worth noting.
(THREE) SABRINA
This movie had a really good cast. The movie was kind of crappy, but it’s almost enjoyable simply because of how charming and fun the cast was. It was Greg Kinnear’s first starring role too. That’s bonus points. I honestly don’t remember anything from this movie except it was “charming”. Mostly because of Ford laying it on thick. It’s hard to take him serious, that’s all.
(TWO) HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE
I have talked to people who have downright hatred for this movie. I didn’t think it was that bad. It wasn’t great, sure… but it wasn’t THAT bad. The chemistry between Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett was just too off for the movie to be successful. Had they switched out either character with someone else then it could have done better. In this case, let’s imagine if Josh Hartnett was switched out with someone else. Ford did okay, so someone else might have made this into a franchise. Same could be said for Harnett too though.
(ONE) THE FUGITIVE
When you think about all the nut hugging people for Star Wars and Indiana Jone,s this movie IS sort of underrated. It’s probably his best non-franchise movie. I don’t freakin’ know. I’ll admit it; the rest of this list is crap. In fact I don’t even know why I wrote this one. I don’t like Harrison Ford or his creepy old man earring. I still respect him and all that crap, but he’s just not someone I enjoy watching. If anything that’s what I take from this one. I don’t like Harrison Ford… there I said it.
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