BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) KEVIN MALONE
You’re probably wonder who the hell this is. I’m going with Kevin from The Office, folks! Brian Baumgartner has rocked it for years without a fair amount of notice. He’s a big oafy guy. He’s sometimes pervy, sometimes creepy, sometimes sad, sometimes gross, sometimes inappropriate… but always likeable. The scene that stands out was his extra meal deal he had with the pregnant Pam. That stuff was gold. Until Darryl started getting more and more love, he was Jim’s go-to “guy friend”. Way to go, Craig Robinson. Taking work away from white guys. I think we need a revolt! Team Kevin! Scrantonicity Forever!
(THREE) TRACY JORDAN
Played the great Tracy Morgan on the great show “30 Rock”. In just about every interview I’ve seen of Tracy Morgan he comes off as a volume 9 version of the always 10 Tracy Jordan. He’s off the wall, he’s vulgar, he’s an unpredictable loose cannon. You’re not sure if he’s just a really lucky obnoxious asshole or a mad genius. You eventually stop questioning it and just enjoy the ride. No matter what he does, he’s still brought back and does awesome. He made a porn video game!
(TWO) CHARLIE KELLY
Played by the great Charlie Day on the great show “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. How can you not love this guy? I can understand watching a clip here and there or seeing one or two isolated episodes and thinking he’s obnoxious and annoying, but you’re missing the point. Charlie IS obnoxious, annoying, and dumb but you can’t help but cheer him on and enjoy his crazy antics. Now the awesome Charlie Day is finally getting his just dues with more and more movie roles. He was the best part of Horrible Bosses and seems to be on his way. Still, no matter what he’s always going to be Charlie Kelly… king of the rats!... Day Man!.... Green Man!.... Yeah!
(ONE) HOMER SIMPSON
Was there any doubt about this? He’s been being awesome on television for well over two decades now. He has had every hobby, every job, every experience thinkable and they’re still cranking out the funny after all these years. No matter how dumb of a move he makes Marge and essentially all of us laugh and forgive. Homer Simpson is not only one of the best characters on TV right now…AND of all time, but easily the most lovable oaf on TV right now… AND of all time.
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