BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) KID CRIMES & SEX CRIMES = DEATH
If I were president I’d have some really crazy serious laws against sex offenders and those who abuse children. Why do these people really need second or even third chances? If we’re not going to utilize the death penalty here, let’s get creative. Let’s take the entire state of Montana and put them all there. Why Montana? Why not? If there’s anything I trust less than a rapist it’s a state without a sports team. Creepy!
(THREE) DISABLE CELL PHONES IN MOVING CARS OVER THE SPEED OF 30
I know it’s extreme to say this, but I think I’d rather be on the road with a drunk driver than texter. At least the drunk driver is pretending to coherently drive. People who text as they drive should be dropped into Montana as bait for the aforementioned criminals. Why do people need to constantly look down at their phone? If it’s more important than getting from point A to point B then stay home and talk. Hell, stop at the park… find a parking lot… something. I think it should be a law that cars have some type of scrambler device that makes it impossible to speak in a moving car going over say… 30 miles per hour. I’m safe with that.
(TWO) WRESTLEMANIA WEEK IS A HOLIDAY
Screw Superbowl Sunday, the REAL adopted holiday should be Wrestlemania WEEK. Kids should be out of school. Adults should be off, or at least have half days. The Monday Night RAW before Mania all the way until the RAW after. So by that count, I’m saying the holiday starts during the evening of the week before RAW and ends the night of the RAW after. That’s a solid week of holiday. With RAWs, Smackdown, The Hall of Fame, all the news, all the hoopla, and the Wrestlemania event itself… it’s the most important time for a fan.
(ONE) LEGALIZE
This should be obvious. If marijuana were legal the world would be a better place. Regulate it, tax it, and tell kids its bad… done and done and done. Now let us smoke up in peace. It should be treated like alcohol. Nothing public and if you’re caught smoking in public there should be fines. What people want to do in private is their call…
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