BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) MASH RERUNS
As a child I remember being able to turn on the TV and find MASH all the time. It was in heavy syndication and was ALWAYS on. Now I’m in my late 20’s and there are like a million more television stations and guess what? MASH is on most of those million channels. I’ve not done the studies, but I’m fairly certain I can watch like six hours of MASH a day. And you know what? I’m NOT complaining. MASH is one of the best television shows of all time. The older I get the more I appreciate it. If you don’t enjoy the wacky and sometimes dramatic antics of the 4077 then you’re not a person that I want to associate with. In fact, no one should associate with you because you’re a bad person.
(THREE) NICKELODEON
Screw Disney. What did the Disney Channel ever give us? Hannah Montana? Screw that. Nick has had the best kid shows for years. Anyone around the age of 30 can rattle off the shows like “You Can’t Do That On TV” or “Salute Your Shorts” or “Ren and Stimpy”. Then there was “Rugrats”, “All That”, “Doug”, “Clarissa Explains It All”, “Double Dare”, and about a million more. In recent years they’ve put out iCarly, Victorious, and some others that are clearly cooler than the Disney counterparts. I forgot “Spongebob” too!
(TWO) THONGS
I would never want a piece of fabric wedged between my cheeks, but I can’t be mad about a female rocking a thong. Call me a pig or gross, but whatever. I’m a dude. I think the modern era of technology and fashion has spoiled me. I don’t even look twice at a butt on the internet now unless it’s in a thong. What’s the point? It’s 2012 and Google exists.
(ONE) ICED TEA
I can drink tea all day and most days I do. By personal design, it’s not as sweet or sugary as a pop but not as plain as normal water. It gives a good caffeine boost while still being a great refreshing drink. I’ve noticed in the recent years that “sweet tea” has become more and more popular, but I prefer mine unsweetened or lightly sweetened. It’s all a preference though. No matter how you like it, you can’t deny how amazing and perfect this beverage is.
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