BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) MARK HENRY
I don’t think anyone would want to bump into Mark Henry in a dark alley. He’s a huge imposing figure that looks like a cross between Big Worm and the Predator. In reality, he’s a nice dude. He just looks sorta generic. He’s a big fat guy. In the 80’s he’d have been a huge deal, but now a days he’s not the ideal wrestler. He proves that wrong with his current main event push and he’s been proving it for well over a decade. Somehow he has outlasted 99% of the WWF wrestlers. He has been around forever.
(THREE) THE MIZ
The Miz isn’t the best wrestler, but his personality and drive got him to the top of the card and he’s now a former World Champion. It’s crazy to think he started off the on the Real World and then Tough Enough. He paid his dues, worked his way up the card, and had proven himself to be a solid player in wrestling. He looks like a douchey frat boy though. I think most of my friends could beat him up in a fight, but The Miz would definitely get a better reaction in front of a crowd.
(TWO) DANIEL BRYAN
He is the best wrestler in the world, but he doesn’t look like it. He’s short, he’s not ripped, he looks sorta dopey, and he doesn’t have a whole lot of charisma. Then he wrestles and you forget all of that. The dude is amazing. My complaint about him isn’t so much his look, but rather his facial expressions and charisma. He has this weird “I want to laugh” smirk at all times when he’s involved in a backstage segment or giving a promo. I’d love to see some drunk roided out guy at a bar pick a fight with Daniel Bryan. That would rock.
(ONE) KURT ANGLE
Kurt Angle could have been one of the best of all time, but he’s just too screwed up in the head. He’s now the equivalent of a really athletic Ultimate Warrior. By that I mean he came in, made huge impact, did good business for a few years, and then he went bonkers. Angle left WWE because of drugs. They wanted him to go to rehab and he refused so they released him. So he did what any junkie wrestler would do… he went to TNA. I recently noticed that Kurt Angle looks like shit. His grey balding hair and beard is one thing. That doesn’t do him any favors but I’m sure he does it because old guys in MMA look like that. It’s like Jason Statham’s creepy uncle. Then is he manorexic now? He just looks really unhealthy and bad. The problem is that an unhealthy Kurt Angle is still a bad ass because of his skill set. I just don’t want to watch him.
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