BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) UNDERTAKER
Here’s my one and only wrestling entry. I could make a separate list just for TNA, but that’s not what’s up today. I think Taker is awesome. He’s an icon and he’ll be part of wrestling history for as long as there is wrestling history present. Dude is old. He can’t do it anymore. He’s lingering on with a Wrestlemania match every year and a little bit of prebuild. I think he should LOSE at Wrestlemania to someone on his way out, but that’s just me. I don’t want him to get hurt physically or to hurt his legacy by putting on crap in his last bouts.
(THREE) BILL COSBY
He’s one of the best comedians of all time and his contributions to comedy and entertainment are bar none. He’s just not the same guy anymore. He’s grown old and bitter. He’s out of touch and he’s just sorta creepy now. He can’t hang anymore. He’s slowed down and it hurts to watch him now. It’s all pity laughs and respectful smiles. I don’t want to remember him like that.
(TWO) DAVID LETTERMAN
Speaking of growing old and bitter, yeah… Letterman needs to go. I avoid Leno to the point that I don’t even care about him one way or another. Letterman is ruining the evolution. He needs to step down and let someone come in. Show Leno how to REALLY do it and do it gracefully. Then the new guy will wipe the floor with Leno and force him into retirement. All of this… and I just don’t like Letterman. Too cold and snarky. It doesn’t feel like a shtick or in good spirits. He’s a flaccid dick.
(ONE) RON PAUL
Ron Paul has spent the last hundred and forty nine years campaigning to be the President of the United States of America. I’m pretty sure Nixon went over on him back in the day. He’s resilient as hell. Surprisingly, I like him. I think he’s a good dude that sticks to his guns. I’m not even going to get into his politics. It’s just he’s NOT going to win. He should cut his losses, retire, and take up some specific causes and do what he can. I’m not saying “be like Al Gore and go after global warming”… but why not something LIKE that. You can talk up his stuff all day long but you’re just going to come off as a douche. I’ve said it before, Ron Paul supporters are like the Juggalos of politics.
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