BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) BERENSTAIN BEARS
It’s a shame the creator recently passed away. I’m not familiar with the story, but it sucks. As a child I loved the Berenstain Bears books. These were great books and really timeless. I’d make a “fort” in my grandparent’s basement and read these books in my “fortress of solitude”. I know there were cartoon versions of these books from back then. I’d like to see it updated with modern technology for a whole new generation.
(THREE) EVERYBODY POOPS
I don’t even want this movie to be for kids. I’d love to see a gritty R-rated indie drama about how everyone… no matter who they are… will poop! Think “Crash”, but instead of a car accident the story centers around a public bathroom with not enough toilet paper. I’m pretty sure this could win an Independent Spirit Award. At least!
(TWO) WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS
They might have made this movie. I don’t know. If it were any good, I’d know about it. They probably made some weird cartoon version back in the day. I want something crazy. If Tim Burton wants to keep rehashing famous kid stories then I’d hope for this one.
(ONE) SUPER FUDGE
I’m pretty sure they made a “Tales of the Fourth Grade Nothing” a few years ago. I don’t know if it did well, but I assume not. If so they’d have made the sequel by now. The first sequel would be “Fudge”. That’d be cool too. What I’d want is the sequel to the sequel! I want “Super Fudge”! I loved this book as a kid. It was about a kid with a loud and rambunctious little brother named “Fudge”. Yeah! Judy Bloom forever!
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