BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) NBA AND MAYBE ALL SPORTS WILL ONLY BE ON “THE COASTS” BY 2050.
I’m sure there will always be sports in cities like Chicago, Boston, Detroit, and the major cities. It’s just more and more players are trying to get themselves signed with teams on the coast. This means your party cities, your big TV markets, the better weather, and all of the locational perks of being on a coast. It’s as if the players are taking over the management of the league. The big market teams do well for themselves and the smaller ones get the top draft picks. The dominate rookies and younger players come up with the shitty team and as soon as the can they ditch their team for one of the “super teams”. By “super teams” I mean they’re grouping up in these bigger markets leaving the scraps for the smaller location teams. It’s like internal-monopoly. I don’t see the NBA getting their way in this. The players are going to keep getting what they want. It sucks.
(THREE) A HEALTHIER AMERICAN MAKES IT HARDER ON THE PERVS.
The old joke was “fat kids are hard to kidnap”, but you know what’s even harder? A healthy kid who can run fast and over power a perv. The perverts themselves have to get in better shape to keep up. This is a horrible assumption to make, but I suppose it’s just a strange way at having a positive outlook.
(TWO) IF WE WAIT LONG ENOUGH EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL AGAIN.
Trends cycle. Things that are lame right now will be cool again in the future. Things that are cool right now will be lame and un-hip in the future. What’s considered “cool” evolves in circles. There is always little twists on things, but everything just stays the same. Look at things like hair styles, music genres, and movies. Retro is always “in”…. the trick is picking your retro.
(ONE) I-PADS AND KINDLES ARE PUTTING TREE CUTTERS OUT OF BUSINESS!
I know, I know, I know… Trees needed to be saved. Well folks, the forests are being saved because the world is moving towards a more digital era. I know the use of paper and wood is still in excess, but I’m pretty sure the trees aren’t the environmentalists’ first priority anymore. What about the flip side in this? What about the families that were clothed and fed by hard working lumberjacks? Think about THAT every time you read a Tom Clancy novel on your damn Kindle!
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