BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) DOES TYLER PERRY GIVE LARRY JOHNSON ROYALTIES?
Larry Johnson’s “Grand-Mama” character was Madea before Madea was Madea. If you were around in the early to mix 90’s and were a fan of the NBA or even just pop culture in general than you remember the man-in-old-woman drag gimmick that “LJ” did. That was fun. “Grand-mama” was on Family Matters so don’t tell me Tyler Perry didn’t see that shit. Dude better pay up… and why you’re at it, throw Lil Penny some money!
(THREE) ARE WE EXCUSED FROM CARING ABOUT ANYONE THAT CHOOSES TO BE WITH CHRIS BROWN?
We all know what Chris Brown did. Now Rihanna goes BACK to him? The chick got soooo much attention and love after that horrible situation a few years back. Now she’s back with him? That’s a bit of a bitch slap to anyone who supported her. It’s basically saying “yeah, he beat me up… but I’m going BACK to him”. That’s exactly what these abuse support groups that got behind her are against. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you had it coming…
(TWO) ARE WE THERE YET?
This question is so general, but it’s been used a million times. I don’t know where we’re going or any of that… but dammit… are we there yet? Why isn’t there a better answer to this question? You’d think with GSP’s almost being second nature now we’d be able to answer this. Still, the annoying kid in the backseat will still ask “Are We There Yet?”…Apparently, we’re never going to get there.
(ONE) IF THEY CAN’T KEEP DRUGS OUT OF THE PRISONS HOW CAN THEY KEEP IT OUT OF THE COUNTRY?
I heard this quote about a month ago and it blew my mind. I’m an advocate for the legalization of marijuana, but this line really put it in perspective. There is a “war on drugs”, but how well are “we” doing when “we” can’t even keep the shit out of small confined areas with armed guards and locked bars? Yeah… you got nothing. Best quote ever!
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