BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) DESPERADO
Salma wasn’t in Desperado a whole lot, but the little she was in was awesome. That handcuffed chase scene is one of the best parts of the movie, which says a lot. You feel like she’s in it more because she’s the main focus. She’s the reason the Desperado is seeking revenge. Her flashbacks are the heart of the movie. Without it, there’s no passion.
(THREE) THE FACULTY
She’s barely in this too, but she’s really hot in her small part. She plays the school nurse, Nurse Rosa Harper. I’ll be honest. I included this role because I’m a HUGE fan of this movie and wish I had more chances to talk about it.
(TWO) DOGMA
When Salma Hayek strips, I listen. In Dogma she not only strips, but she plays “Serendipity”, She is a muse who got tired of getting no credit for her work so she gets a body on Earth. Salma steps in a little while into the movie, but when she does she rocks it. I’m probably not alone in the idea that maybe she should have been the lead in this movie. As long as there is a rewrite where the lead still strips and dances. That part is a must.
(ONE) FROM DUSK TILL DAWN
When Salma Hayek strips, I listen. The movie already has a hard R rating, but when Salma groves to the music and dances it’s almost too erotic. It’s like she’s dancing specifically for the viewer. It’s intense stuff. After this, she becomes a crucial part of the plot and looks even better with a slash of vampire blood on her. I need to watch this again…
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