BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) PEOPLE WHO STEAL SINGLE PUZZLE PIECES WOULD MURDER.
A puzzle is something someone takes on as a commitment. It’s a small test of the brain and is a nice and focused way to relax. But the commitment is in the idea of finishing it. You HAVE to finish it. You have to see that all of the pieces go together and match the image on the box. Nothing wrong with this at all. BUT THEN there are those shmucks that will hide or steal or fuck with one single piece. This results in the creator being screwed out of their final product. That’s just evil. It’s not murder or rape… but it’s one of those things like killing small animals that are red flags of a psycho.
(THREE) THIS KARDASHIAN THING IS GOING TO END MESSY
How long is this shit going to last? The Kardashian girls ruined the already ruined genre of reality TV with their Klingon looking faces. They’re pointless and shallow. They’re famous because the Alvin of this Chipmunk looking group had sex on camera with pop diva Brandi’s little brother. Now we’re supposed to pretend they’re “hot”? There has to be some sort of horrible skeleton in their closet or something bad. Their 15 minutes was up a while ago, but because mindless sheep keep watching the rich-folk-freak-show it keeps getting renewed. At least Paris Hilton attempted to branch out and do other things. And that says a lot.
(TWO) THE INTERNET WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME OBSOLETE
It has to. Everything, especially technology eventually becomes obsolete. The awesomeness and magnitude of technology is an evolving thing. In the past twenty years we’ve seen so much advancement in this area that it’s hard not to think that everything we’re used to right now will be obsolete in time. Maybe we’ll be connected via chips or something new. Maybe holograms will be involved. All I know is to avoid Skynet… avoid the Umbrella Corporation… and DTA.
(ONE) YOUR FAVORITE BAND IS NOT THE BEST BAND EVER.
I have some really strong opinions on things. Some would call me a snob, overly critical, or even just a jerk about this stuff. I love what I like and hate what I loathe. I have my favorite bands and I’d consider Nine Inch Nails or U2 as the best band EVA! But I know that’s just my opinion. Others would say Beatles, Nirvana, Ah-Ha, Milli-Vanilli, Wyld Stallyns, Crucial Taunt, etc. etc. etc. There is not “best ever” in terms of art. You can use profitability, reach, impact, the charts, awards, or any other criteria you want, but it’s ALWAYS going to be subjective. That said, Nine Inch Nails is FOR SURE better than YOUR favorite band. Sorry, lamestain!
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