BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) TNN
“The Nashville Network” was always crap. It was basically a country music and Southern based network. They showed reruns of “Dukes of Hazard” and crap no one wants to see. At one point they had ECW and then screwed that up. Then they had Rollerderby… and it wasn’t given a chance. Even the WWE tried to have RAW on there. It always sucked. It makes their current name and programming of “Spike TV” come off like PBS. Yuck!
(THREE) THE CALIFORNIA RAISINS
I don’t care how soulful their voices were and how smooth their dance skills were. I was always creeped out by those freak California Raisins. These little weird Claymation raisons were basically a black soul group. It was kind of racist, but even more so disturbing. Are young California Raisins just grapes? Are these raisins still alive? If so, let’s do something about that.
(TWO) LOCKER COMBOS
I know there are cases and situations as an adult that one must keep a locker combo. If you know what’s good for yourself you avoid that. There is nothing worse than trying to rotate a lock and figure out the numbers. I’ve had many nightmares in the past where I’m face with a combo lock I don’t know. It’s horrible. Why can’t we just use keys or at least thumb print recognition? It’s time for it!
(ONE) CARE BEARS
I never got into Care Bears as a kid. They were just too lame. It was the girly version of kid entertainment. The cute little dumb bears being all cute and colorful. The lame little symbols on their bellies. The magic powers they’d pull out of their asses. It was so stupid. I’m pretty happy they haven’t brought this cute crap back.
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