BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) WHY DOESN’T THE NBA HAVE A 5 POINT SHOT?
The NBA’s rules are weak. You can’t tell me the Dream Team era wasn’t the best. Back then if you had a specific card and a specific player got 30 points on that night you’d get yourself a nice mail-in set of cards. It was awesome stuff. Back then getting 30 points was a big deal. It happened, but not every single night. Now if you have 30 points in the NBA you could STILL be coming off the bench. Players now pull in Oscar Robinson style Triple Doubles and rack up the stats. There’s no defensive wiggle room. It’s all offense. Back in the day they added the 3 point shot and things got bigger. Why not have a 5 point shot? Make it like half court or close to it. I know it sound crazy, but eventually with training and practice it would become second nature to any serious player.
(THREE) ARE BOXING GLOVES NECESSARY?
With the rise of MMA and acceptable violence why doesn’t boxing stop pulling this “glove” bullshit. The image of a boxing glove is iconic and very much part of the sport. Still, is a guy who can punch really hard with a padded glove on any cooler than a MMA guy who can punch and kick and choke people out? Not a chance! I am not a MMA fan, but they’re really making boxing look weak. Let’s see two of the top boxers go bareknuckle on PPV. That shit would be interesting. At least more than it is now.
(TWO) HOW LONG UNTIL A SPACE JAM REMAKE?
This one is due, right? I loved the original and would never want to see this movie tarnished, but it’s going to happen eventually. How long before we see this movie remade? I think it all depends on if there is ever a basketball player on the Michael Jordan level. Who are we going to go with? Lebron? Kobe? Once a superstar breaks out and can speak a full sentence don’t be surprised to see this come back… Dammit!
(ONE) WHY DID JERSEY SHORE LAST THIS LONG?
When it’s all said and done the show Jersey Shore would have lasted over 70 episodes spread out over six years. Why? Why? WHY?!?! Whoever watched this show and supported its rise and notoriety are just bad people. You should look in the mirror and tell yourself how stupid you are. I know that’s harsh, but consider this tough love. I don’t get how someone can get into watching these brain dead people do brain dead things. And you can’t even blame the kids. If a parent doesn’t want their children to watch violence, porn, or bad content then this mind-rotting trash should be included in the same thing. Maybe the real question here is “Is the “V-Chip” still a thing?
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