BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
(FOUR) WHAT’S SO WRONG ABOUT WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT?
It’s considered “taboo” and “wrong” to wear sunglasses at night. I get it. The name of the product is “SUN” glasses. There is no sun so there is no need for the glasses. That’s stupid. Light still exist. Sunglasses work to block out LIGHT, not just the sun. People who say this shit are not getting their money’s worth out of their shades.
(THREE) IS IT JUST ME OR AREWALRUSES A LITTLE RACIST?
I’m not necessarily saying Wilfred Brimley looked racist, but Wilfred Brimley looked like a walrus. Aren’t walrus’s a little racist? They just look like the animals that would judge other animals based on stereotypes and appearances. I’m just saying, I wouldn’t trust my copy of The Wire with a walrus.
(TWO) WHAT’S WITH THE INTERNET ANGER?
If someone writes a post online line, a blog, makes a video, or does ANYTHING that someone doesn’t like it’s the END OF THE WORLD. People will lash out, people will hate, and people will devote a lot of time into being negative. You’re NOT going to like everything on the internet. If you did it would be called your brain. The internet is EVERYONE’s brain. Accept it or ignore it, but just move on.
(ONE) WHY IS WALKING UNDER A LADDER BAD LUCK, BUT WALKING OVER A LADDER NOT GOOD LUCK?
Superstition isn’t really fair. A rabbit’s foot is lucky to whoever has the foot, but what about the rabbit? That’s an old joke, but it’s a good though. Why don’t get any luck when we DON’T break a mirror? Why can’t we get good luck after walking OVER a ladder? None of this makes any sense, but neither does superstition. In fact, if you don’t watch at least 10 of my videos today you’ll have bad luck FOREVER.
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