BY MICHAEL GOODPASTER
This movie should not be made, but I get it. The Twilight girls are growing up and feeling weird. They’re rebellious and they’re sassy now. After Kristen and Robert broke up, they know they don’t need no man to make them happy…. Or something. The cast is made up almost completely of people I don’t know. It’s a lot of pretty faces looking mad. If you want to see an occult movie of sexy not-really teenage girls doing occult shit then go back and watch The Craft. This is just crap. Sadly, this is also crap that’ll rake in the dumb girl dough. We need to put laws in place to make sure movies like this don’t happen again.
RELEASE DATE - 2/14/2014
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