BY MIKEY MIGO
I’m so tired of fake celebrities. Those who are famous for no real reason. Basically I’m venting about Kim Kardashian again. Why is she famous again? Because she screwed Brandi’s little brother on camera? Because of a really shitty reality show? She’s pretty much Snooki with a better ass, an uglier face, and less dignity. I am not a snob. I love celebrity, entertainment figures, and the arts. I just can’t stomach those who have no talent at all being talked about as if they’re the second coming. At least Marilyn Monroe acted. At least Paris Hilton tried to act. Hell, at least Snooki tried to wrestle! What has she done besides try to look better than her ugly ass sisters? The days of talent are just about behind us. Thanks, Kardashians. YOU are stripping away the little bit of integrity the entertainment world has had. Screw their ugly mother too. She’s a gold digging coat tail rider. If she gets any more face work done she won’t have any face left. I’ll calm down though. I can go on for hours about my dislike for the Kardashians. These “humans” live for attention so if I go on and on they win. Typically I’d stick to the mentality of “ignore them and they’ll go away”. I can’t. All this Kim K. wedding talk is vomit inducing. Let’s be realistic. Is this marriage going to last? Nope. She’ll ride it out as long as the PR works for her. She’s no longer human. Her heart beats to the sound of farts. There are a lot cooler people out there, people of talented skills, who are going through personal drama and divorce right now. I’d rather talk about those people. We have Maria Shriver, broadcast journalist and Arnold Schwarzenegger, actor and politician getting a divorce. Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane, actor and actress, are now divorced. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson, actor and actress, are now divorced. Then we have Peter Frampton, Mel Gibson, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Jason Reitman, and George Lopez all their own various stages of divorce. I might only be a fan of maybe two of those people, but at least they have some sort of legitement relevance. The weird thing is that someone is going to tell me “this stuff is no one’s business”, but at the same time we’re supposed to care about the marriage. I don’t know where this rant is going, but the point of the matter is that Kim Kardashian’s wedding is not news or even mildly interesting. Why can’t they all just go away? There are thousands of hot chicks on the internet. There are tons of rich people with reality shows and some with actual talent. I just don’t see the use for Kim Kardashian. I plead to the world. Let’s collectively ignore them. Eventually they’ll go away.
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