BY MIKEY MIGO
This is the last time I’m EVER going to write about Kim Kardashian. Of course if she did something of an actual skill or had a real accomplishment I’d reconsider. But we’re talking about a Kardashian here. They’re famous for absolutely no reason at all other than looking like a slutty big ass version of the evolution chart. Sure the rubbery-looking Bruce Jenner did well for himself in the Olympics, but that’s not them. Sure their birth father was a big lawyer that got OJ Simpsons off, but that’s not them. The less mongrel-looking of the sisters had sex with Brandi’s little brother on camera so she’s the more famous of the Kardashians. Everything stems from that. I wonder how it feels to the other sisters to know they’re ONLY famous and cared about because their slightly less deformed looking sister had sex with a famous singer’s little brother on camera. Is that like being a second-hand whore? Do they have to sit in their own section at a restaurant? THAT is what got their feet, and asses, in the door. The Kardashian sisters are famous because they’re rich and on a reality show. Any ugly fashion they make, any stinky fragrances they release, any cheap commercials they appear in… they’re merely “the rich kids”. That’s no one’s fault. They were born into their lives, but the way they present themselves is gross. The way their mother comes off it’s like she’s pimping her own daughters. There is really no appeal here. I don’t get what people get out of giving them attention. It’s not like we’re gaining the experience or exposure to any real art or effort. It’s not like we’re gaining any life experience or learned lessons. All they represent is excess and stupidity. I guess since there’s no money left in our country for any of the rest of us 99 percenters to spend then we might as well watch these broads do it.
I’m over it. I’m done with the publicity stunts, the overblown marriages, and overblown everything. They are really starting to milk their crowd for all it’s worth these days. How many stupid spins offs? How many stupid weddings? How many more brain cells are they going to destroy? The sad part is that it’s not just brain dead that watches and shows their “support”, it’s the future brain dead too. Instead of young women building their own character and becoming real people they see people like the Kardashians on television and the moral standard goes down. Gays are struggling to get married, but “Big Butt Butterface” can piss all over the sacrament at will? How is that right?
The sad part is that there’s no one to blame but the mindless masses. People tuned in, people buy the magazines, and people made them famous. Their situation put them in front of the world, but the world didn’t have to bite the bait. Somehow all it takes to be successful now is 3 big asses, 1 half-pretty face, and to be dumber than a Tea Party meeting at the Apollo. It’s 2011. I’m not a superficial person in the least bit. I don’t care what someone looks like if they’re talented and a kind person. The thing is tht the Kardashian’s only claim is their image so it’s the only thing I really have to judge other than their fake ass (pun intended) reality-show lives. We have the internet and a million channels. Do we really need to bother lusting over voluptuous butter faces? Google the term “big butt and dumb” and you’ll never need a Kardashain again. We can get through this together.
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