BY MIKEY MIGO
I am not a fan of Sarah Palin. She represents ignorance in the fullest capacity one sole human being can manage. But that’s not what I want to rant about. My issue is with the ex-fiancé’ of her daughter Bristol. First, who the hell names their daughter Bristol? And it’s not even that either. My beef is with Levi Johnston. He has to be the dumbest person I have ever seen on television. I get it. I can see that he’s trying to capitalize on the fact that he’s the father to future American dictator Sarah Palin’s grandchild. He’s pretty much a teenager. He gets attention because of which he slept with and no other reason. He has no skills, no personable qualities as a human being, and nothing to offer anyone. But because the media is obsessed with all that is Palin we are forced to pretend this person matters. You’d think we’d of had enough by now, but no. Now he’s running for the major of his city. He’s on talk shows, in magazines, and everywhere now doing a media tour to talk about that. He has no qualifications that prove him to be a good leader. Everyone knows this, but everyone has fallen victim to the media grasp Johnson is making. His Wikipedia page says that he is “pursuing a career in the entertainment industry, aspiring to be a model and an actor”. The dude should be getting paid by Charmin because he’s a model piece of shit and acting like a fool. It is beyond pathetic. This is from the same media that keeps up on Lindsay Lohan’s personal life and tells us the Kardashians are celebrities. It’s as if these celebrities are like open sores. If you keep picking at them, they’ll never go away. Just ignore it and leave them be. Before you know it you’ll be healed. But dammit, that won’t happen unless you STOP PICKING!
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