EPISODE 18
"SLAP SHTICKY"
EPISODE 17
"OLGA VON"
EPISODE 16
"PETE LAMBERT"
EPISODE 15
"DR. MELANIE PRACTICE"
EPISODE 14
"CHESTER BOONE"
EPISODE 13
"MADAME LARUE"
EPISODE 12
"SLAP SHTICKY"
EPISODE 11
"CAMILLE
PATTERSON-SMITH"
EPISODE 10
"JACK THE TRIPPER"
EPISODE 9
"MARLA LANDELL"
EPISODE 8
"BILL JEFFRIES"
EPISODE 7
"HOPE CHILD SEVENTEEN"
EPISODE 6
"SLAP SHTICKY"
EPISODE 5
"TREVOR O'DAY"
EPISODE 4
"EL PEPINO MAS GRANDE"
EPISODE 3
"FARRAH SHOCKA"
EPISODE 2
"TIFFANY MATHIS"
EPISODE 1
"HARRIET ST. PETERS"
PROMO 3
HOT CHOCOLATE PARTY
PROMO 2
MAY 81 INT.
PROMO 1
MAY 81 DEMO
THE FINAL EPISODE
 EPISODE 24: "AIR DATE: SEPTEMBER 1989"
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Kate-Lynn Edwards as
"Harriet St. Peters"
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Steven Thomas Darrell's guest on this August 1983 episode was Harriet St. Peters, a advocate for Nancy Regan's "Just Say No" campaign against drugs, premarital sex, and violence.
Also, Musical Youth performs their hit song "Pass The Dutchie"!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"Kate-Lynn Edwards as
"Harriet St. Peters"Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Emelia Zuckerman as
"Tiffany Mathis"
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Steven Thomas Darrell's guest on this November 1986 episode is Tiffany Mathis, famous for playing "Roxie Harris" on the hit soap opera "All The Love In The Universe". They talk about the show, Tiffany's movie career, and she even gives Steven Thomas Darrell an acting lesson.
Also, the Chicago Bears perform their hit song "Superbowl Shuffle"!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"Emelia Zuckerman as
"Tiffany Mathis"Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Julia K. as
"Farrah Shocka"
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Steven Thomas Darrells guest on this May 1995 episode is world famous rockstar Farrah Shocka. Farrah Shocka holds nothing back as Steven Thomas Darrell gets to the bottom her hit songs, charity work, and Shocka sings some of her shocking new material!
Also, John Oates, Harry Belafonte, and Kenny Loggins performs the hit song "We Are The World"!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"Julia K. as
"Farrah Shocka"Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Chris Deal as
"El Pepino Mas Grande Jr."
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Steven Thomas Darrells guest on this October 1988 episode is world famous American luchadore professional wrestler, El Pepino Mas Grande Jr. El Pepino Mas Grande Jr. and Steven Thomas Darrell just barely get past the language barrier to discuss El Pepino Mas Grande Jr.'s history, his dog, and more. Things get chaotic when Steven Thomas Darrell brings up El Pepino Mas Grande Jr.'s arch rival "The Imperial" Fritz Von Fisticuffs and and when these two have hand to hand combat in the most hardcore thumb wrestling match of all time.
Also, Bobby McFerrin performs the hit song "Don't Worry Be Happy"!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"Chris Deal as
"El Pepino Mas Grande Jr."Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Jonathan Velasquez as
"Trevor O'Day"
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Steven Thomas Darrell's guest on this April 1990 episode is world famous surfer, Trevor O'Day. Trevor O'Day explains to Steven Thomas Darrell what surfing is as well as discussing watersports and his upcoming plans. Steven Thomas Darrell breaks the news that Trevor O'Day will be doing the unthinkable... riding a hurricane! All this and references to Point Break in this edition of Nocturnal Emissions!
Also, Biz Markie performs "Just A Friend"!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"Jonathan Velasquez as
"Trevor O'Day"Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Chris Deal as
"Slap Shticky"
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Steven Thomas Darrell's guest on this 10th Anniversary Special/June 1991 episode is world famous stand-up comedian, Slap Shticky. Steven Thomas Darrell and Slap Shticky talk about the good old days, Slap's upcoming comedy tour, and they play a game only seen on Nocturnal Emissions.
Also, The Divinyls perform their hit song "I Touch Myself"!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"Chris Deal as
"Slap Shticky"Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Emelia Zuckerman
as
"Hope Child 17"
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this February 1987 episode is Hope Child Seventeen, a member of Simon Zero’s “The Children of Hope” cult. Steven Thomas Darrell gets to the bottom of just who romance writer Simon Zero is, what this organization’s mission statement is, how they pray, and certain prophecies involving Prince that STD does not take lightly.
Also, Bruce Willis performs the hit song "Respect Yourself"!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"Emelia Zuckerman as
"Hope Child Seventeen"Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Robert John
as
“Mr. Plug In”
Bill Jeffries
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this July 1982 episode is modern technology expert “Mr. Plug In” Bill Jeffries. “Mr. Plug In” Bill Jeffries shares all the late and breaking news on the Commodore 64, the “floppy disk”, “electronic mail”, the HI-FI VCR, and much more. If it doesn’t plug in then “Mr. Plug In” Bill Jeffries wants no part of it!
Also, Tommy Tutone performs the hit song "867-5309"!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"Robert John as
"'Mr. Plug In' Bill Jeffries"
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Kelsey Murphy-Miles
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Marla Landell
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this September 1990 episode is famous fitness model Marla Landell. Marla Landell talks about her new VHS exercise tape, her signature move “The Pony”, her nervous twitch, Jane Fonda, Ted Turner, and much more. Stretch and loosen up because Marla Landell will leave you pumped up!
Also, Deee-Lite performs the hit song "Groove Is In The Heart"!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"Kelsey Murphy-Miles as
“Marla Landell”
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Jonathan Velasquez
as
Jack The Tripper
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this April 1983 episode is famous serial killer Jack The Tripper in his last televised interview. STD gets into Jack The Tripper’s mind and finds out why he targeted only blonde women, his desired last meal and beverage from Jack’s Bistro and The Regal Beagle, his captor Officer Barney Furley, and much more! Justice will be served… Steven Thomas Darrell style!
Also, Taco performs “Puttin’ on the Ritz”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Jonathan Velasquez as
“Jack The Tripper”
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Julia K.
as
Camille Patterson-Smith
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this August 1981 episode is famous female tennis player and women’s rights activist Camille Patterson-Smith. Camille Patterson-Smith tries to explain what tennis is, Billie Jean King, her unnatural love for flannel, and much more. All of this plus Camille and STD go head to head in the first ever Nocturnal Emissions “Battle of the Sexes”!
Also, The Vapors performs “Turning Japanese”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Julia K. as
“Camille Patterson-Smith”
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Chris Deal
as
Slap Shticky
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this September 1984 episode is comedian on the rise Slap Shticky. Slap Shticky talks about opening up for Gallagher on a World Tour, what fruit he’d like to smash, MDMA, jokes, his plans for a fake dog fighting company called MMA, and much more. Sit back, enjoy the humorist stylings of Steven Thomas Darrell’s favorite comedian, and try to control your bodily functions because STD most certainly will not!
Also, Twisted Sister performs “We’re Not Gonna Take It”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Chris Deal as
“Slap Shticky”
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Kelsey Murphy-Miles
as
"Madame Larue"
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this March 1988 episode is famous “Psychic to the Stars” Madam Larue. Madam Larue uses her crystal ball, tarot cards, and “powers” to predict the future, talk to John Lennon, and to heed warning to Steven Thomas Darrell. Will Steven Thomas Darrell accept his destiny will he continue to tempt fate? Only Madam Larue knows!
Also, Patrick Swayze performs “She’s Like The Wind”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Kelsey Murphy-Miles as
"Madame Larue"
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Jonathan Velasquez
as
"Chester Boone"
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this December 1986 episode is world famous stuntman Chester “Numbskull” Boone. “Numbskull” shares how he almost blew up, being shot into the sky by a canon, and much more. Things take a crazy turn for the worst as Steven Thomas Darrell gets into his pill stash and “borrows” a few. Someone’s going to feel this one in the morning!
Also, Timbuk 3 performs “The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Jonathan Velasquez as
"Chester 'Numbskull' Boone"
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Emelia Zuckerman
as
"Dr. Mel"
Melanie Practice
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this December 1981 episode is famous television sex psychologist Dr. Melanie Practice. “Dr. Mel” tells the world about her new call-in show “Loose Lips with Dr. Mel” coming soon to Channel 38. She also answers the hard hitting questions that have been bugging Steven Thomas Darrell, which are pretty graphic. “Dr. Mel’s” answers even more so!
Also, Buckner & Garcia perform “Pac Man Fever”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Emelia Zuckerman as
"Dr. Mel" Melanie Practice
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Robert John
as
Pete Lambert
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this June 1985 episode is former sportscaster Pete Lambert, the host of the new game show “Spell That Smell”. Pete Lambert attempts to explain the sport of hockey, how Alex Trebek and Pat Sajak are Communists, and his gambling debts. Steven Thomas Darrell joins in on the fun and spells what he smells. Warning: It ain’t flowers!
Also, Harold Faltermeyer performs “Axel F”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Robert John as
Pete Lambert
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Julia K.
as
Ogla Von
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this November 1989 episode is world famous regional supermodel Olga Von. Olga Von talks about paper commercials, eating only eggs, and her homeland. Steven Thomas Darrell is given a lesson on how to model and thus world has been changed as we know it.
Also, Sinead O’Conner performing “Nothing Compares 2 U”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Julia K. as
Ogla Von
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Chris Deal
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Slap Shticky
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this October 1986 episode is world famous comedian and long time friend Slap Shticky. Slap is on to talk about touring with Monty Python, his take on airline food , rehab, and more. Things get weird when Steven Thomas Darrell realizes that Slap Shticky is on his show to promote his upcoming appearance on Carson.
Also, Rich Ocasek performs “Emotion in Motion”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Chris Deal as
Slap Shticky
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Julia K.
as
"Judy Galloway"
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this January 1985 episode was female astronaut Judy Galloway. Miss Galloway shares her orbit plans, what NASA is, and speculates on alien life form. Is gravity a scam? Steven Thomas Darrell finds out!
Also, Frankie Goes To Hollywood performs “Relax”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Julia K. as
"Judy Galloway"
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Jonathan Velasquez
as
"Fritz Von Fisticuffs"
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this April 1991 episode was international professional wrestling champion Fritz Von Fisticuffs. Fritz Von Fisticuffs explains his side of his long time feud with El Pepino Mas Grande, why he did what he did to that dog, how to use and abuse steroids, and recent battle with a live shark. Steven Thomas Darrell pushes him too far in a move demonstration.
Also, DNA performs “Tom’s Diner”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Jonathan Velasquez as
"Fritz Von Fisticuffs"
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Emelia Zuckerman
as
"Simon Zero"
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this November 1987 episode is the leader of religious group “The Children of Hope”. Simon Zero explains his group’s beliefs, how to join, and plenty more. Steven Thomas Darrell gets down to the real question… Is it a cult or just one really long party?
Also, Pseudo Echo performs “Funky Town”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Emelia Zuckerman as
"Simon Zero"
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Robert John
as
"Ah Chu"
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s planned guest on this February 1982 episode no showed. After a “private moment” involving a magic lamp he is joined by Ah Chu, a disgruntled magic genie. When Ah Chu grants Steven Thomas Darrell three wishes things go from weird to excessive to uncomfortable. All of this plus the biggest pile of cocaine in talk show history!
Also, Soft Cell performs “Tainted Love”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Robert John as
"Ah Chu"
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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Kelsey Murphy-Miles
as
"Danni Lyons"
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Steven Thomas Darrell’s guest on this March 1984 episode is sixteen year old high school spelling bee winner Danni Lyons. This jailbait Valley Girl and Steven Thomas Darrell battle their own personal language barrier as they discuss bees, music, and spelling. Steven Thomas Darrell and the network censors are put to the test as he attempts to spell words on his own.
Also, Nena performs “99 Luffballons”!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Kelsey Murphy-Miles as
"Danni Lyons"
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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"Crystal Bauls"
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Steven Thomas Darrell could not make the show. Long time guest and close friend, comedian Slap Shticky took on the hosting gig for this September 1989 episode. Slap’s guest is Steven Thomas Darrell’s former lover and current stalker Crystal Bauls. Slap asks Crystal about her relationship with STD and gets more information than wanted. In this most awkward episode, we quickly learned that once you meet Crystal Bauls you won’t forget… her!
Also, Love and Rockets perform "So Alive"!
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Chris Deal as
"Slap Shticky"
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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In May of 1981 Channel 38 filmed promotional advertisements for Steven Thomas Darrell's new late night talk show titled "Nocturnal Emissions".
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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In May of 1981 Channel 38 News filmed a never before released interview with Steven Thomas Darrell prior to the debut of his new late night talk show titled "Nocturnal Emissions with Steven Thomas Darrell".
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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In 1982, Steven Thomas Darrell attempted to boost ratings and to get sweat shops legalized by running for office. His political party of choice was the upstart, "Hot Chocolate Party".
Keith Evans is
"Steven Thomas Darrell"
Directed & Edited by
Michael Goodpaster
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WHAT IS "NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS"?
In the early 1980’s the pornography industry had its mind blown by an unknown man. When this unknown man added the most beautiful musical compositions to the action of porn the world would never be the same. This unknown man would be revealed as the world’s most renowned porn music composer…Steven Thomas Darrell.
Steven Thomas Darrell would go on to provide the background music to some of the biggest skin flicks of all time including the groundbreaking and award winning “Moist Desires”(1981), the great ”Penetration Station”(1983), the beloved “Hair Pie and Coffee”(1984), the innovative action-porn “Hard Weapon”(1988) and “Hard Weapon II: Escape from Beverly’s Hills”(1988), the symphonic madness of “Tastes Like Chicken VI”(1989) and that’s just naming a few.
During his rise to fame Steven Thomas Darrell would be beloved by millions for not only his awe inspiring musical work, but his outrageous antics, his wild parties, and over the top personality.
Channel 38, a new syndicated television network at the time made an unprecedented offer that Steven Thomas Darrell could not and would not refuse. In June of 1981, Channel 38 would unleash a new late night talk show to compete with the main networks. This talk show would be “Nocturnal Emissions with Steven Thomas Darrell”.
During the years Steven Thomas Darrell hosted the show it maintained respectable ratings despite being the most protested show of all time. Over the years Steven Thomas Darrell would share many great moments with the world, had some of the biggest stars sitting next to him, and is said to of been by the most conservative of critics the best talk show host of all time.
Sadly, most of Channel 38’s archives and the studio itself were destroyed in a insurance fraud attempt that went horrible wrong. “The Diaper Fire Incident” is still a pending legal case and we are sure the 17 executives will not go to prison.
At this point all CHANNEL 38 property was seized by the law and put on auction. We at Digital Lizard Productions were fortunate enough to obtain EXCLUSIVE webcasting rights to the surviving archives of “Nocturnal Emissions with Steven Thomas Darrell”.
These episodes have been restored as much as humanly possible and will be presented to the internet as we get them.
Stay tuned!
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